It’s electrifying you’ll be fantasizing, <br />You’ll be realizing how tantalizing words can be, <br />I’m 95 percent fat 5 percent fat free, <br />I don’t come with a warning label, <br />I come with a warning fable, <br />Read if you’re able to understand English, <br />But if you don’t just stare at the gibberish, <br />I’m clean and come with free mouth wash, <br />And a sports watch to help tell time, <br />Read the papers you masturbator, <br />The world around you is falling apart, <br />While you visualize about making love to Gwen Stefani, <br />An entire army could synthesize an invasion, <br />Right in your kitchen and you’ll be itching for help, <br />Wishing you could feel what I felt, <br />Did you know that you’ve got a better chance, <br />Of a having a vending machine fall on you, <br />Than actually winning the jackpot on the lottery? <br />Well no vending machines fell on top of me, <br />So I guess that I’m not gonna win the lottery, <br />I know what I’d rather have anyway, <br />I’m just healing any negative feeling you hold, <br />I’m 95 percent more addictive than smack, <br />I’ll have you on your back and slack as a welly top, <br />Stuff pop, R n B and anything that’s repetitive, <br />I’m really getting sick of putting my hands up for Detroit, <br />I don’t even put my hands up for my own town, <br />So why put them up for somewhere I’ve never been round? <br />I won’t scream if I wanna go faster, I’ll just ask ya, <br />I don’t wanna stand under your umbrella because it aint raining, <br />I’m sorry for complaining, I’m sorry for complaining, <br />Just take one more adoring look at what i make, <br />Because you'll soon eat my words like a fat kid eats cake.<br /><br />Gaz illionaire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/95-fat-5-fat-free/
